20021005

my daddy came home from a business trip to middle east yesterday.
no presents... heh.
but loads of wine n beer. basically, drinks i carn touch.
me n trili am hafing a yoz fight.
she goes yozzie. i go yozzah. yozzuh. yozzzzey. yozzzeh.
i doubt we'll ever stop.
cos whoever stops loses.
kekekekekeke
oh blair me. i haf gone mad.
i am trying to drag at least my mama or my daddy to compass point.
dere is a certain book dere.. hmm. *hinthintclueclue*
heh. apparently, my mama got my motive n warned my dad.
[-_-]...

so this is it

20021004

i hereby declare for the whole world, esp. trili.
wongli is irratating, crazy, ego stupid, white, and a guy.
he called and asked for "careline chong."
i think guys all haf a twisted tongue. they all say caroline so fast it sounds like careline.
anyways. i shd haf shouted baq, "wrong number. no careline's here. bye, wong li"
anyway, he started asking for my school.
he sounded real pathetic. anyways.
i refused to give it to him.
heh. so me n my sis rotated da fone.
so we bof got a chance to luff at him. heh.
so, i had a fun time lecturing him abt perverts on he fone, how my name is caroline and my surname is choong.
and tt he is irratating, n tt i dun rem shawn phoon [wadeva da spelling, i forgot]
so, sheng xiang, if yu r nice enuf to read this remember its: wongli of dunno wad class in your school. he's in the track team. n even tho i'm slower den him, i still think he carn run.

so this is it

=D -laughs evily-
kekekekekekke
caroz: kekekeke. gap.. =D
tRiLi: i'm bored. i'm bored.
EstHer: caroL... can u sit properlY? hhahahahahahahahah... LoLx. wad crap maN
EstHer: ahahahahahah! gap..................:P
EstHer: ***ahemZ***heLloz. do i taLk abT her? i tot is yer mortaL....
gAP: *coff* wad gap...!
for meaness sake,
i shall now annouce.
"GAP CALLED HERSELF GAP!!!"
-everyone applauds-
ah hah! i caught n saved the part where gap called herself gap.
now. we shall officially call her gap!
YozGapHeyaGapHowayuGapHeyGap.
GapGaPgApGapgap.
i've got a feeling i'll get bashed up next mon in sch.

so this is it

20021003

oh man.
i am so bored. so bored tt i haf already posted two long posts.
and now am typing one.
i realised tt the few of us tok alot abt gap.
esp. tt xu hui arhz!
i think its a mistake tt she met gap on the irc.
now she gaps here gaps there.
[-_-]!
oh blair me.
i am madd.
hehe.
gap plays netball vv well. nofair.

so this is it

i haf a sick teacher.
i woz sitting wif my legs crossed larhz.
not the girl cross but the guy cross.
so my teacher walked over. it woz in the middle of da exam.
my teacher. a guy. told me "can yu sit properly? from far its exposed."
i woz like [-_-]!
he's a grown up. married guy.
i am a young innocent student.
and ITS exposed.
it. yes it.
i woz to fed up to shoot baq, "what it?"
stupid. dunno anything about privacy of girls.
and he wants to teach in a girls school.
chee. i wonder how his wife handles him.
oh btw. he noticed the hole we made in his face on the foto on the board.
good. at least he can see.

so this is it

hehehe.
i'm mad.
english paper today. argh. kinda stressed by paper 1.
the questions go as follow :
1. Describe your class at school and two or three os its interesting characters.
2. "It was still here before i left last night!" Continue the story.
3. Write an action story based on the picture below. Give your story an appropriate title.

the picture is some stupidly dark blurr pic of a building. which reminds me of arabian nights.
so. i had no idea wot to write. wif such stupid questions. wad wld yu expect?
so i wrote question 1.
sheesh..

and paper 2 woz simpler den i tot.
which is good. but i'm scared of the stupidly careless careless mistakes i always make when the paper is easy..
-mutters-.
oh blair me

so this is it

hehx.
i told my mama about how my classmate teased a flat 1/3 girl about her flatness.
oh, and 1/3 girls r vv concerned about their ermz. chest.
so anyways. my classmate called the girl "xs"
extra small.
n my mama said :"aiyoh. your friend so bo liao. liddat oso want to tease... go baq to sch n tell your classmate tt she shdn't call the girl xs. she shd call the girl 'aa' cos da smallest bra size is aa. means its cup is even smaller den a"
heh.
boys, forgot wad yu read.

so i fink my ma's real cool. she tells me such interesting stuff.

so this is it

20021002

hmphx.
two stupid boybands from taiwan [i think] , 5566 and energy suddenly appear.
n they copy shinhwa.
@#@!!#%^$%&#$^%#!~!
let's see.
5566 just danced to shinhwa's perfect man.
well. tt woz a nice one to luff at.
dey dance like primary sch babies.
i mean.
oh nvm.

and energy sang shinhwa's hey come on in chinese.
n named it come on.
n danced.
or rather. tried to dance.
-shudders-
ew.

so this is it

i just studied for 1 and a half hour. geography of all things. -mutters-
sheesh. my older sis is singing some charlotte church song. dream a lil dream
de one for ferrero rocher.
anywayz.
today on de bus, some grp of noisy ppl.
dunno wad sch.
den we were on da upper deck. n some person woz pressing the bell again n again.
at the luz stop, somemore.
so one of the irratating ones shouted, in chinese "WAH LAU~ hu's tt stupid person pressing the door bell again n again. EXTRA~"
and the ringing stopped for a moment.
den suddenly "ding dong!"
"see? see? still press! your parents nv bring yu up properly arhz!!!"

i nearly turned around n shouted to the stupid guy tt he woz the one wif parents hu din bring him up properly.
but i wldn't wan my name to be reported over assembly tmr...
sheesh.
stupid ppl.
lucky i'm in a girl school.

so this is it

20020930

i wonder.
issit tt shocking to see me study?
hmm.
-me

so this is it

nuthing much to say.
i wan tt "colloquail korean" book.
wah. i wan it...
hehx.

i realise tt farhanah is good wif her uj. no fair.
i shall throw her a blog. a confusing blog. html html html. bleargh.
i'm crazy.
i realise, we tok alot abt farhanah,
why arhz?
farhanah, yu shd be honoured.

i today go out wif xu hui, she woz like, "pls. dun let farhanah appear out of nowhere. pls. pls. pls"
well, tt may not be an honour. but at least she noes yu exist.

oh phhtoey.
i'm dunno what toking i.

so this is it